What I think of Veggie Tales

Everybody likes Veggie Tales because It's funny Bible stories for kids. But really it's hardly a Bible story because it's so watered down. What it really is, is a story taken out of the Bible with a lot of the good stuff taken out and chopped up. Then throw the story, some funny looking vegetables, and some stupid little jokes in a blender and blend it up really good and you have Veggie Tales.

My older sister Johanna says that it has been genetically modified and all the nutrients taken out.

(By the way, I don't like Veggie Tales.)